Wednesday, November 09, 2005

That's My Boy!

Pete Rose Jr. has been charged with a federal offense of distributing steroids. Proud pappa Pete Sr. says, "I don't think Pete ran a red light or had a speeding ticket. That's the kind of kid he is......I wish people understood how small the mistake he made is."

Is it smaller than the tiny mistake that's keeping you out of the hall of fame Pete?
Dealing illegal drugs? Come on Jr.! That's so little league. If your going to impress pop you need to crank it up a notch. Like pulling a Tonya Harding on Bud Selig's knees. Damn kids! Do you have to do everything for them?

1 comment:

dolphinfan said...

I wonder if Pete has made a bet on Jr.'s sentance yet?