-As I saw ESPN's airbrushed pic of an emasculated Johnny Damon today, I wondered what would happen if the "Boss" and Johnny talk in the near future. I imagine something like this:
Damon-"Yo, George, hows it hanging?"
Steinbrenner-"how's what hanging?"
Damon-"thats cool dude, thanks for the cash. Hey how about we forget about this whole haircut, anti-beard vibe you got going on here?"
Steinbrenner-"Mr. Damon I'll see you on the field this spring."
Damon - "Wait man, ...hey I just wanted to say I think your an idiot"
Steinbrenner- "Excuse me?" What the hell did you just say?"
Damon-" it's cool, I'm an idiot too. It's a compliment dude."
(Steinbrenner walks out the door with a face as purple as A-Rods lips.)
Say this for the Yankees, they're not boring. I just can't figure out their clubhouse though. Could you find a better collection of guys that have less in common with each other?